Who was Jesus? Black? Jewish? Italian? Or a Woman?

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
 1. He called everyone brother
 2. He liked Gospel
 3. He didn't get a fair trial

 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
 1. He went into His Father's business
 2. He lived at home until he was 33
 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
 1. He talked with His hands
 2. He had wine with His meals
 3. He used olive oil

 But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
 1. He never cut His hair
 2. He walked around barefoot all the time
 3. He started a new religion
 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
 1. He was at peace with nature
 2. He ate a lot of fish
 3. He talked about the Great Spirit 
 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
 1. He never got married.
 2. He was always telling stories.
 3. He loved green pastures. 

  But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

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My first tweet, OOPS! I meant my first post.. <3

Yellow everyone,

 Just sending in a quick note to greet you through this all-new account, yay!
I really have to thank Mr. Sidney Mohede. :))

 So, I am new here, quite nervous hehe, what should I write?

 Heya, anyway, so far it seems like a very cool service and very easy to use.
Well, I think this will be a terrific place to be in. :)

  
Cheers!

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Batmans.

A few months ago, I asked my boyfriend to buy Batman figures, because I am so in love with Batman movies, he's so goddarn good! And yeah, he bought 3 Batman figures and brought them to my house. I took some photo from my mobile phone, since we don't have a SLR, my phone's camera is good enough.

I gave little touch to those photos, and I pretty like it with the result. Hehe..

Enjoy and please comment.

bored..

Oh well oh well, I am so sweepy, cannot tweet as much as before, because my boss is on twitter too! Help meee! I need to kill this boredom. I wanna have some yummmazing food. Anyone? ☺

Miss Venezuela, Stefanía Fernández crowned Miss Universe 2009.

It made history when an outgoing queen crowned her successor from the same country, Stefanía Fernández, Miss Venezuela, was crowned MISS UNIVERSE® 2009 by outgoing titleholder Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela.

Miss Venezuela, Stefania Fernandez, is 18-years-old and she is interested in International Relations.

The judging panel for the 2009 Miss Universe Pageant included:

1. Dean Cain, actor and producer best known for his TV portrayal of Clark Kent/Superman.

2. Colin Cowie, author/television personality/designer to the stars.

3. Gerry DeVeaux, award-winning producer, songwriter and style guru.

4. Farouk Shami, Founder and Chairman of CHI Hair Care.

5. Heather Kerzner, Ambassador for Kerzner International and their resorts, including Atlantis, Paradise Island.

6. Richard LeFrak, Chairman, President and CEO, LeFrak Organization.

7. George Maloof Jr., professional sports mogul and hotelier.

8. Valeria Mazza, international supermodel.

9. Matthew Rolston, leading photographer and director.

10. Andre Leon Talley, award-winning writer and editor.

11. Tamara Tunie, actress, "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit".

12. Keisha Whitaker, fashion maven and founder of the Kissable Couture lip gloss line.

Final results	Contestant
Miss Universe 2009	Venezuela - Stefanía Fernández
1st Runner-up	Dominican Republic - Ada de la Cruz
2nd Runner-up	Kosovo - Marigona Dragusha
3rd Runner-up	Australia - Rachael Finch
4th Runner-up	Puerto Rico - Mayra Matos
Top 10	France - Chloé Mortaud South Africa - Tatum Keshwar Czech Republic - Iveta Lutovská Switzerland - Whitney Toyloy USA - Kristen Dalton
Top 15	Albania - Hasna Xhukiçi Belgium - Zeynep Sever Sweden - Renate Cerljen Croatia - Sarah Ćosić Iceland - Ingibjörg Ragnheiður Egilsdóttir

First Runner-Up: Will assume the duties of MISS UNIVERSE® 2009 if the titleholder for some reason cannot fulfill her responsibilities.

Award	Winner
Miss Congeniality	China - Wang Jingyao
Miss Photogenic	Thailand - Chutima Durongdej
Best National Costume	Panama - Diana Broce

Miss Photogenic Universe™ Award: The general public voted on www.nbc.com for the delegate who exemplifies beauty through the lens of a camera. She was awarded a $1,000 cash prize and a gift from pageant sponsor Diamond Nexus Labs.

Miss Congeniality Universe™ Award: This award reflects the respect and admiration of the delegate’s peers, who voted for her as the most congenial, charismatic and inspirational participant. She was awarded a $1,000 cash prize and a gift from Diamond Nexus Labs.

The MISS UNIVERSE® 2009 prize package includes:

1. The Miss Universe tiara and jewelry designed by Diamond Nexus Labs.

2. A two-year scholarship from the New York Film Academy worth more than $100,000 dollars to its acting or film-making programs.

3. An eveningwear wardrobe from Carlos Alberto; a custom swimsuit wardrobe from BSC Swimwear Thailand.

4. A shoe collection from Nina Footwear; an assortment of Luxe Collection video cameras from DXG USA.

5. A six-day/five-night vacation for two at Atlantis, Paradise Island, Bahamas with air travel accommodations by JetBlue Airways.

6. A year-long supply of Farouk Systems products, makers of CHI, the original Ceramic Technology tools.

7. A Skype kit featuring a laptop computer, webcam, speakers and a one-year Unlimited World plan to talk to friends and family.

8. Membership to Gravity Fitness and pampering at John Barrett Salon.

9. A fashion portfolio by leading fashion photographer Fadil Berisha.

10. Dermatology and skincare services by Dr. Cheryl Thellman-Karcher.

11. Consultations with personal stylist Billie Causieestko and access to an event wardrobe from leading fashion designers.

12. A New York City apartment for the year of her reign including living expenses and professional representation by the Miss Universe Organization to further her personal and professional goals.

Something To Think About.

Sometimes we wonder, “What did I do to deserve this?” or “Why did God have to do this to me?”

Here is a wonderful explanation..

A daughter is telling his mother that everything is not going as he expected.

She's failing in school, broke up with her boyfriend, and her bestfriend is moving away.

Meanwhile her Mother is baking a cake and asks her daughter if she would like a snack, and the daughter says, “Absolutely Mom, I love your cake.”

“Here, have some butter,” her Mother offers.

“Yucks” says her daughter.

“How about a couple raw eggs?”

“Come on! Gross Mom!”

“Oh would you like some flour then? Or maybe some baking soda?”

“Mom, those are all yucky!”

To which the mother replies: “Yes, all those things seem bad all by themselves. But when they are put together in the right way, they make a wonderful delicious cake!”

God works in the same way. Many times we wonder why He would let us go through such bad and difficult times. But God knows that when He puts these things is His order, they always work for good! We just have to trust Him and, eventually, they will all make something wonderful!

God's love is shockingly good! He sends flowers every spring. He sends you a sunrise every morning.

Whenever you want to talk, He’ll listen. He can live anywhere in the universe, and He chose your heart and will live there if you will only ask Jesus into your heart. I hope your day is a ‘piece of cake’! Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance.

God Bless You friends!

The Giant Jesus of the World!

Please realize that this blog post is not meant to be informational, although I do give some of the information I found. Mostly I’m making fun of the incessant need populations have to create giant stone replicas of Jesus. So be prepared. If you’re die-hard Christian and have no sense of humor, you may be offended.

Giant Jesus (the one that inspired me) in Monroe, OH at the Solid Rock Church, outside of Cincinatti. Made of fiberglass and styrofoam (yes, styrofoam) over metal, completed in 2004. A few interesting antecdotes: 75% of the citizens of Monroe think this giant Jesus is an eyesore and bad for Monroe. Some of them call him “Drowning Jesus.” Ha.

Made of reinforced concrete and soapstone, Cristo Redentor (Christ the Redeemer) sits atop Corcovado in Rio, Brazil. It is 120 feet tall and 98 feet wide. Constructed in 1931, it was first thought of way back in the 1880’s, and became one of the New Seven Wonders of the World in 2006.

At 132 ft tall with a wingspan (I mean arm span) of 108 ft, Cristo de la Concordia in Bolivia is the largest statue of Jesus in the world. What an accomplishment! It was completed in 1994 and made of steel and concrete. Yet, although it is larger than the statue it was modeled upon (Cristo Redentor), it was passed over as a New World Wonder. Hmmm... Copy cat much?

Erected after Jesus came to the town’s mayor in a dream and told him to build the statue, this Giant Jesus is sadly no more. Not long after being constructed, one of Jesus’s fingers snapped off and toppled to the ground. One by one his fingers broke off and bit the dust. There stood the fingerless Jesus (can you see his left hand? Fingerless!), clutching on to all dignity until one day his whole arm torpedoed into the bustling square. After that, Giant Jesus was taken down. Let us all take a moment to pay our respects.

In Eureka Springs, Arkansas, it was once thought of to build a Christian-themed theme park. Enter the 70 ft, 2 million pound Jesus! It was erected in 1966 of white concrete. The park was never completed, so now Jesus stands alone on a hilltop, peering down on Eureka Springs. Poor guy, he’s a baby compared to the mammoth Jesus statues of Brazil and Bolivia.

Built privately in a housing complex that is predominantly Christian, this Jesus stands (or flies?) 105 feet tall, built of metal fiber and steel. It is the tallest Jesus statue in Asia. Is it just me, or does it look like he’s jumping down from the heavens to attack us? It was constructed privately, not by a church or city or something, and that it is located in Indonesia, which is predominantly Muslim. Long live!

Couldn’t find much information on this statue. But I can just imagine the speech bubble above his head: “Whoa, whoa, calm down, put down the crosses." :P

He’s drowning! Someone help him! This 8.5 foot tall Jesus isn’t impressive because of his height. No, he’s impressive (if any of these are really impressive) because he is located 6 miles off of the coast of Key Largo, 25 feet under water. He weights 4000 lbs (diet, perhaps, Jesus? :P) and is a favorite “sight” for scuba divers. Interesting note: The statue is a second casting of “Il Cristo Degli Abissi” in the Mediterranean Sea near Genoa, Italy, which was placed there in 1954. The Christ of the Abyss was donated to the Underwater Society of America in 1961 and placed in its current location in 1965. In their current positions, the two statues face each other.

And last but not least: What I think is perhaps the most important Jesus replica of all time: Lego Jesus!

Unveiled for Easter 2009 by a church in Sweden, this Jesus replica is constructed of over 30,000 white Lego pieces. It took 40 volunteers 18 months to complete. It stands only 5 feet 8 inches tall, but hey, that’s taller than me! Now this is something I could bow down before. Well, maybe.

These are not by any means the only Giant Jesuses of the world. These are just the ones I found most interesting and most odd. Plus, if I listed all of them, this blog would be about 10 pages long (if this were on paper, that is). Hope you enjoyed!

Toilet & Bathroom Rules For Our Whitey House.

One of my housemate annoys us with her behaviors, she doesn't flush the toilet, she just trashes pads without wrap it and we all can see those blood in the trash can, oh my effing god. Even my other housemate got door knocked in very early morning by a security asking her to close the opened door. The security told that he observes it from evening to morning, that door still opened, and he afraid someone will enter our house, so that's why he entered our house and knocked my friend's door in early morning. My friend was shocked, and I rather shocked myself when she told me that story. And not just that 3 stupidities, I tell you guys, she is very very very very annoying. Yeah, she is. That's why I chose to make the rules in our bathroom and put the very-big-sign saying "PLEASE close the door after entering and exiting" on the entrance to our house. And here's the Bathroom & Toilet Rules I've made, hopefully she will notice and really know or understand with her annoying behaviors.

There's something fishy about these pictures: Either genetic engineering's got way out of hand, or someone's been on Photoshop...

No, your eyes aren't playing tricks.

That is an apple with a fish's face on it. And yes, that's a lion peeking out from a dandelion.

These are the results of what started as a fun internet challenge. The pictures of plants and animals, and spiders with onions. And here are the fruits (and veg) of their labour..

Web of intrigue: This spider might make you cry

I spy...a snake in that plant

That's got to be a fruit bat! But these mangoes won't taste at all good

King of the dandelions: A new job for a big cat

Unearthed: Is this frog called Mr Potato Head?

If a bird's worth two, what's the value of a ram when it's hidden in a bush?

Mock turtle melon: You can only marvel at this tropical discovery

A frog in the throat? This strawberry will cause one

A fish called wonder: This new species seems to have developed an Adam's apple

Call me Spike: But not all chameleons change into cacti